An elderly woman stepped into an elevator in a luxurious New York City building when a young, elegant woman joined her, surrounded by the scent of expensive perfume. With a confident smile, the younger woman announced, “Ralph Lauren Romance — $150 an ounce.” Soon after, another stylish woman entered and proudly added, “Chanel No. 5 — $200 an ounce.”
When the elevator reached her floor, the elderly woman turned to them with a calm expression. Before stepping out, she let out a loud fart and said, “Broccoli — 49 cents a pound.” The doors closed as the younger women stood speechless, reminded that confidence doesn’t always come with a price tag.
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In another moment of unexpected wit, a sweet older lady called a hospital to ask about a patient named Norma Findlay in room 302. The operator kindly checked and returned with reassuring news: Norma’s tests were normal, her blood pressure was stable, and she was scheduled to be discharged soon.
Relieved, the woman thanked the operator warmly. When asked if she was Norma’s daughter, she replied, “No, I’m Norma Findlay in room 302. No one ever tells me anything.” Sometimes, the smartest way to get answers is to ask the right question.